Total Medals Earned: 1,011 (From 217 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 8/18 (180/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 18/30 (105/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Race the wolf... and lose
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 8/10 (400/500 points)
Make 50 shape replacements
Get 50 stars
Get to the level with violet shapes
Get 30 stars
Make the first shape replacement
Get to the level with yellow shapes
Make 300 shape replacements
Get to the level with blue shapes
Complete all the levels
Get 75 stars
Medals Earned: 14/21 (265/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (45/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
START A NEW GAME
FIND 50 HORRORS
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
CHEAT
CONTINUE A GAME
SCORE 8,000
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES